more blatant power grabbing

Jeremy Nelson



To

Jared Polis, Michael Bennet, Mark Udall


Subject

Please stop S. 968 and the PROTECT IP Act!



Message

Dear [Recipient],

I am writing to you as a voter in your district. I urge you to oppose the House version of S. 968, the PROTECT IP Act. The PROTECT IP Act is dangerous, ineffective, and short-sighted. The House version -- just introduced by Rep. Goodlatte -- is far worse.

Over coming days you'll be hearing from the many businesses, advocacy organizations, and ordinary Americans who oppose this legislation because of the myriad ways in which it will stifle free speech and innovation. We hope you'll take our concerns to heart and oppose this legislation.

In a time when our economy is weak, and our unemployment is skyrocketing, any legislation that seeks to further infringe upon our rights should be looked upon with the highest disdain. I would hope that as the representatives of our FREEDOMS, that you will act as Americans, and not politicians, and STOP this blatant attack on a medium that is used by and large for the betterment of our society. A blanket bill that is being created by lobbyists to protect one extremely small, (and generally greed run) facet of our society, and that will be used like a phalanx of shocktroops on the common man sickens me, as I certainly hope that it sickens you as well.

Sincerely,

Jeremy Nelson

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The Continuing Adventures of The Bat Man

Today, The Bat Man, was summoned on several occasions to beat to death people that leave 100 feet of room between them and the vehicle in front of them, and then atttempt to speed up and tailgate that vehicle the instant someone tries to change lanes in front of them..

IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN THEN TAILGATE THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU AND BE PART OF A 50 CAR PILE UP LIKE ALL THE OTHER FUCKHEADS OUT THERE!

If not, then learn to not drive like a toolbag and we'll get along just peachy.

my superhero

I want to make a new superhero, well superperson. see, this person would be the quick and sudden executor of common sense and courtesy, or justice for the lack thereof.

now, the name has already widely been used, but see, this will be the same name, but in two seperate words.

The Bat Man.

see, here's how it works.

when someone cuts you off in traffic and doesn't use their turn signal, the bat man would be just a regular looking guy, but his power would be the abilty to summon invisible bat swinging madmen. sooooo what would happen is the bat swinging, yes invisible bat men would take out that cars side mirror and/or turn signal that they aren't using anyways.


IT'S FUCKING GENIOUS!

and it could be used for good too i suppose. how about by whacking robbers during a car jacking or robbery, (no, that's not repetitive), or by bashing the head in of that drunk asshole that is holding up the entire bus from leaving so you can get home in time to watch your favorite shows on tv!

i tell you, if i could only draw.