Saturday, April 2, 2011

The Continuing Adventures of The Bat Man

Today, The Bat Man, was summoned on several occasions to beat to death people that leave 100 feet of room between them and the vehicle in front of them, and then atttempt to speed up and tailgate that vehicle the instant someone tries to change lanes in front of them..

IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN THEN TAILGATE THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU AND BE PART OF A 50 CAR PILE UP LIKE ALL THE OTHER FUCKHEADS OUT THERE!

If not, then learn to not drive like a toolbag and we'll get along just peachy.