(( this was not written by me, it was an email forward, but it is both super awesome, and hillarious. ))
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you must step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number ... "
Works for me!
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